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James Roosevelt Bayley was an American Catholic prelate who served as the first Bishop of Newark (1853–1872) and as Archbishop of Baltimore (1872–1877).
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Aksel Christian Henrik Hansen was a Danish sculptor, one of the most productive of his times.
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