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{"slip": { "id": 87, "advice": "Turn jeans inside out when washing them to help preserve their colour."}}
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{"fact":" A cat only has the ability to move their jaw up and down, not side to side like a human can.","length":93}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the rooster cross the road?","punchline":"He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.","id":391}
{"type":"dad","setup":"Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?","punchline":"In case they get a hole in one!","id":378}
{"fact":"About 37% of American homes today have at least 1 cat.","length":54}
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