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{"slip": { "id": 211, "advice": "No \"brand\" is your friend."}}

{"fact":"In one stride, a cheetah can cover 23 to 26 feet (7 to 8 meters).","length":65}

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Missillac is a commune located in the department of Loire-Atlantique in western France.

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