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{"type":"standard","title":"Never Ran, Never Will","displaytitle":"Never Ran, Never Will","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q65057703","titles":{"canonical":"Never_Ran,_Never_Will","normalized":"Never Ran, Never Will","display":"Never Ran, Never Will"},"pageid":60506832,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b3/Never_Ran_Never_Will_book_cover.jpg","width":254,"height":393},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b3/Never_Ran_Never_Will_book_cover.jpg","width":254,"height":393},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1276946212","tid":"cac289d6-f080-11ef-9396-cb2d8a22612c","timestamp":"2025-02-21T18:22:22Z","description":"Nonfiction book by Albert Samaha","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Never_Ran%2C_Never_Will","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Never_Ran%2C_Never_Will?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Never_Ran%2C_Never_Will?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Never_Ran%2C_Never_Will"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Never_Ran%2C_Never_Will","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Never_Ran%2C_Never_Will","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Never_Ran%2C_Never_Will?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Never_Ran%2C_Never_Will"}},"extract":"Never Ran, Never Will: Boyhood and Football in a Changing American Inner City is a debut nonfiction book by Albert Samaha about a youth football team in Brownsville, Brooklyn, New York. The book was published on September 4, 2018, by PublicAffairs. It was named one of Booklist’s Top 10 Sports Nonfiction books of 2018 and received the 2019 New York Society Library Hornblower Award.","extract_html":"
Never Ran, Never Will: Boyhood and Football in a Changing American Inner City is a debut nonfiction book by Albert Samaha about a youth football team in Brownsville, Brooklyn, New York. The book was published on September 4, 2018, by PublicAffairs. It was named one of Booklist’s Top 10 Sports Nonfiction books of 2018 and received the 2019 New York Society Library Hornblower Award.
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ι Phoenicis, Latinized as Iota Phoenicis, is a binary star system in the southern constellation of Phoenix, near the constellation border with Grus. It is visible to the naked eye as a faint, white-hued star with an apparent visual magnitude that fluctuates around 4.71. This system lies approximately 254 light years from the Sun based on parallax, and it is drifting further away with a radial velocity of +19.4 km/s.
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